Chumpstain

A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.

I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.

by archscientist March 2, 2010

Chumpstain

a twit or muppet.

File this report, chumpstain!

by Larry King September 15, 2003

Chimpstan

A name given to a person who is always on monkey business.

We came up with the name Chimpstan for our friend Tristan months ago. We forgot why.

by The best definition inventor April 28, 2020

cumstain

Although often referred to as a side effect of blowing one's load, this is also an acceptable term for someone who is stupid, lame, a douche bag, or simply a raging tool whom you feel utter disdain for.

Hey, cumstain, why the hell did you eat my sandwich?

by B-Mac! May 23, 2007

cumstain

Whats left on your boxers after you download pron.

I woke up the next morning and the sheets were stuck to my cumstains!!!1

by big joe April 26, 2003

the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

by mascow July 26, 2016

Chumpstart

The act of placing ones flacid penile shaft into a women's vaginal crevice to achieve an erection to further continue in the pleasureful act known as "sex" successfully and proudly.

Ladies and gentlemen Chumpstart your engines

by georgekic November 30, 2010