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the act of being zen, awkward, intelligent, funny, and creative all at once.
Example #1 While Siena was at school she answered a question very chufoniously.

Example #2 Tonight Ana was acting so chufo.
chufo by Jewfo October 3, 2010
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To be pleased, gratified and satisfied.
Now that you've eaten, don't sit there all chuffed! Help me clear the table, please.
Chuffed by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021
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noun - the erroneous bullshit of a script for a movie when doing dailies. Bruce Willis coined the phrase and uses it when shooting films when he gets rid of the unwanted dialogue or actions.
Kevin Smith: And then Bruce Willis was looking at the script for scenes 4 & 8 and goes, 'Chuffa. Chuffa' and starts ripping out page after page. ... I'm shocked and I ask what's Chuffa? And Bruce says, 'Chuffa's chuffa.' So I go, okay, I really don't know what "chuffa" is. What is it? Then he says, 'It's "Oh, what a nice picture. What a cute dog. Where's the fucking bomb?" It's that bullshit that slows down the entire movie.'
chuffa by wookiecookies24 February 19, 2011

chuffing back a fat dart

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

Monkey Chuffer 

After a night of beer and curry abuse the morning after shit that causes severe ring sting leaves one walking like a monkey.
Dude, all that beer and curry last night has left my rusty bullet hole red raw, man i'm walking like a fucking monkey chuffer.
Monkey Chuffer by Cheesy and PJ January 14, 2004
To be very excited and/or impressed.
"I am so chuffed about going to the concert Friday night!"
Chuffed by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

chuff chance 

when a football (soccer) player misses his shot.
Commentator: Dele Alli passes it up the middle. Kane takes a shot! Oh it’s off the post! Chuff Chance for Harry Kane!
chuff chance by Ilovecocain August 17, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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