Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, and around your thighs as you approach middle age.

May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).
Noun: Don't look at my chuffles because they are shy.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.

Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to eat my half of that strawberry pie. Yet.
by selyon November 18, 2007
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Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, under your chin and around your thighs as you approach middle age.
May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).

Noun: Don't look at my chuffles because they are shy.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.

Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to eat my half of that strawberry pie. Yet.
by selyon November 29, 2007
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Talking complete bollocks and rambling on when your completely sober.

Zero understanding about the context.
Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."

Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"

Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."

Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"


by Fat Jock April 6, 2009
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Slang term for the dance, Cupid Shuffle, by the artist Cupid; Closely resembles the cha-cha slide in a newer, more urban form.
Dude, when he danced the chuffle in the club, everyone went wild!
by Deadra March 1, 2008
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1. A short huff of laughter breathed out of one’s nose, often in response to puns or morbid humor.

2. (of the big cat species) to make a low snuffling sound similar to the purring of smaller cat species, often as a greeting.
1. John: I saw an ad for burial plots, but that’s the last thing I need.
Jen: *chuffles*
2. The tiger chuffled when his favorite zookeeper approached.
by jrDoozy10 January 17, 2021
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