chuffalump 

A childs word for Cufflinks.

I like those chuffalumps dad

chuffalump by JamesKershi1986 April 8, 2008

huffalumpagus 

A rather large/husky, aggressive and loud woman who cannot control her liquor well and creates an unwanted presence for all of those at the party.

The most likely reason for this brutish behavior is a jealous self-hatred of herself for not getting attention (laid) and thus cockblocks everyone in her vicinity.

I was hitting it off with a cute girl at a party until a huffalumpagus came up to us and burped in our faces and asked if we had any beef burritos.

huffalumpagus by Monkeyingaroundoooaaaaa February 16, 2018

chuffbumpkin 

A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.

'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'

chuffbumpkin by ant December 5, 2007

Chunkalumpagus 

(Chun-kuh-LUM-puh-gəs) (Noun) One who is both chunky in size and elephantine in nature or stance.

Can often be tested by the amount a small house shakes when said chunkalumpagus walks.

Man, did you see that chunkalumpagus? He'd clog the Grand Canyon!

Chunkalumpagus by Lukatic December 9, 2010

Huffalumpagruff 

An animal made up by one of my closest friends. A Huffalum.pagruff is a flying elephant that has a mermaid tail and never smiles.

"Huffalumpagruff's tutu! That's a smelly kitchen!"

Huffalumpagruff by noone liarre May 1, 2020

huffalump

A derogatory term for person that is so overweight, simply moving their body results in labored breathing.

You should have seen that family of huffalumps at the all-you-can-eat buffet! Each person ate more than our entire table combined!

huffalump by KrudlerTheHorse January 7, 2023

Huffalump

When a woman has a lump on any part of her body, and a man proceeds to smell it.

Dude, Tanya's got these weird bumps all over her arm. I huffalumped them and they smell fine, so I won't bother with the doctor.

Huffalump by grx845 August 15, 2009