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“Cuckwad”:
noun:
When you’re such a pathetic excuse for a human being that your existence is akin to the sad little dribble of cum that a cuck ejaculates while watching his wife getting pounded by a total stranger.
noun:
When you’re such a pathetic excuse for a human being that your existence is akin to the sad little dribble of cum that a cuck ejaculates while watching his wife getting pounded by a total stranger.
Friend: “Hey, did you see that guy with the shitty tattoos driving that big loud truck?”
You: “Yeah, he’s trying to compensate for something. What a total Cuckwad.”
You: “Yeah, he’s trying to compensate for something. What a total Cuckwad.”
Cuckwad by Soapysoaps April 28, 2019
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Charlieie E Chuckwagon by asssucker.48 November 27, 2018
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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