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“Cuckwad”:

noun:

When you’re such a pathetic excuse for a human being that your existence is akin to the sad little dribble of cum that a cuck ejaculates while watching his wife getting pounded by a total stranger.
Friend: “Hey, did you see that guy with the shitty tattoos driving that big loud truck?”

You: “Yeah, he’s trying to compensate for something. What a total Cuckwad.”
Cuckwad by Soapysoaps April 28, 2019

Charlieie E Chuckwagon 

An alias for a serial quoll eater. He avoids squirrels and usually can tell a difference. He also goes by tommie salamie. He says he’s fun like Chuck E. Cheese but the only thing fun about him is his name and maybe his nose.
Hide your kids, wives and quolls when you see that old toad charlieie e chuckwagon.

chuckwagon head 

A person who will take any kind of drug and/or medicine, whether or not the substance is known, just to see its effect.
Kenny is a chuckwagon head, and will even take pills he finds on the ground.
chuckwagon head by [Al]hambra August 7, 2006
A large number of cucks in one location
*when referring to a group of people*
"Wow that is one big cuckwad"

*referring to a singular person*
"Aren't you a big cuckwad?"
CuckWad by Manbost June 7, 2017

Chuckwagon

When in the midst of sexual intercourse from behind the girl poops on the dudes dick.
Man I got chuckwagoned last night and had to buy new sheets.
I hope I don't get a chuckwagon again I have been cleaning poop out of my pubes for days.
Chuckwagon by ballydude May 11, 2009

chuckward 

Dude i had such a chuckward conversation with the girl i liked :(
chuckward by uber cool94 April 24, 2010