chuckwad
"You stupid chuckwad!"
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Cuckwad
“Cuckwad”:
noun:
When you’re such a pathetic excuse for a human being that your existence is akin to the sad little dribble of cum that a cuck ejaculates while watching his wife getting pounded by a total stranger.
noun:
When you’re such a pathetic excuse for a human being that your existence is akin to the sad little dribble of cum that a cuck ejaculates while watching his wife getting pounded by a total stranger.
Friend: “Hey, did you see that guy with the shitty tattoos driving that big loud truck?”
You: “Yeah, he’s trying to compensate for something. What a total Cuckwad.”
You: “Yeah, he’s trying to compensate for something. What a total Cuckwad.”
Cuckwad by Soapysoaps April 28, 2019
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I hope I don't get a chuckwagon again I have been cleaning poop out of my pubes for days.
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