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“Cuckwad”:

noun:

When you’re such a pathetic excuse for a human being that your existence is akin to the sad little dribble of cum that a cuck ejaculates while watching his wife getting pounded by a total stranger.
Friend: “Hey, did you see that guy with the shitty tattoos driving that big loud truck?”

You: “Yeah, he’s trying to compensate for something. What a total Cuckwad.”
Cuckwad by Soapysoaps April 28, 2019
Words you can keep
A large number of cucks in one location
*when referring to a group of people*
"Wow that is one big cuckwad"

*referring to a singular person*
"Aren't you a big cuckwad?"
CuckWad by Manbost June 7, 2017
A fucking cunt who’s more than a cunt. A cuckwad. A wad of cuck. Loves being cucked and is a wad of worthless cuckable shit
“Hey joe, lemme fuck your wife”
“Ok bro, just use a condom
Joe is a cuckwad
Cuckwad by Rehbli April 26, 2022

Cuckadoodle do 

This is a willingness to participate in cuckold activities.
The swingers switched partners and lived out their cuckadoodle do fantasies!
Cuckadoodle do by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016
Dude don't move to Cuckada .
Cuckada by Sergenomes October 29, 2019
degrading name for someone that is perceived as having a diminished capacity, e.g. a moron, an idiot, etc
Bloody cockwad doesn't know how to drive. His momma definitely should have swallowed that load.
cockwad by CreampieGuy June 30, 2011

Cockwaddle 

When a person is walks like a penguin that is antoxicated🍻🍺🍷🍸🍹🍾
Stop walking like a cockwaddle
Cockwaddle by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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