chuckward

an alternative way of saying awkward

Dude i had such a chuckward conversation with the girl i liked :(

by uber cool94 April 24, 2010

Chucklarious

Not quite hilarious but still funny.

Gregs jokes are a bit off tonight, but their still chucklarious.

by Ray (RSP) October 13, 2012

cucktard

portmanteau formed from cuckold + retard

(1) a man who invites a friend over to fuck his wife but ends-up with a sore butthole himself; (2) anyone who believes Donald J. Trump's lies; (3) a "very stable genius" aka moron

syn: Trumpanzee, Trumptard, NAKtard, fucktard

Nine-out-of-ten psychiatrists agree ... most people who attend Trump rallies are cucktards!

by Eppypotamus January 14, 2020

Cuckwad

“Cuckwad”:

noun:

When you’re such a pathetic excuse for a human being that your existence is akin to the sad little dribble of cum that a cuck ejaculates while watching his wife getting pounded by a total stranger.

Friend: “Hey, did you see that guy with the shitty tattoos driving that big loud truck?”

You: “Yeah, he’s trying to compensate for something. What a total Cuckwad.”

by Soapysoaps April 28, 2019

cockward silence

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.

When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.

by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008

Charlieie E Chuckwagon

An alias for a serial quoll eater. He avoids squirrels and usually can tell a difference. He also goes by tommie salamie. He says he’s fun like Chuck E. Cheese but the only thing fun about him is his name and maybe his nose.

Hide your kids, wives and quolls when you see that old toad charlieie e chuckwagon.

by asssucker.48 November 27, 2018

Chunkard

A fat-ass, ugly child.

Youre little sister is a chunkard,Steven.

by Berry McKockiner May 8, 2010