chrono84t

A suave man with a pension for evil.

Joseph is very chrono84t like.

by Will April 27, 2003

Chronomatopoeia

Substituting "chron" for a syllable in a word, to make a weed-related pun, with a self-referential meaning.

"The Democratic Republic of Chrongo" is a chronomatopoeia.

by Joe Chrontana September 22, 2011

Chronobate

Masturbating at the same time everyday or on a certain day every week, month, etc.

Bob: Hey wanna go to Jim's?

Bill: Nah it's 4:00 o'clock, Jim's about to chronobate.

by Ubergazz June 19, 2010

chronoptimist

A person who always under estimates the time necessary to do something or get somewhere.

"Hey, Cindy. you know my parents are expecting us in 20 minutes."
"No problem. I just have to wash the dishes, take a shower, do my hair, walk the dog and then I'm all good to go. See you in 15."
"You are such a chronoptimist! I'll see you in 45."

by annastella June 11, 2006

Chronomatic

The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.

After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Chronometrophobia

The fear of the measurement of time (clocks)

I can't look at the clock, I have Chronometrophobia!

You check the time ass hole, you know I have Chronometrophobia!

by ¿zenitram? February 13, 2010

Chronoptimist

Someone who always underestimates the time necessary to complete a task or project. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Linda only scheduled three hours to shoot our first corporate video. What a frickin’ chronoptimist.”

by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009