chrono84t 

A suave man with a pension for evil.

Joseph is very chrono84t like.

chrono84t by Will April 27, 2003

Chronomatopoeia 

Substituting "chron" for a syllable in a word, to make a weed-related pun, with a self-referential meaning.

"The Democratic Republic of Chrongo" is a chronomatopoeia.

Chronomatopoeia by Joe Chrontana September 22, 2011

Chronobate 

Masturbating at the same time everyday or on a certain day every week, month, etc.

Bob: Hey wanna go to Jim's?

Bill: Nah it's 4:00 o'clock, Jim's about to chronobate.

Chronobate by Ubergazz June 19, 2010

chronoptimist 

A person who always under estimates the time necessary to do something or get somewhere.

"Hey, Cindy. you know my parents are expecting us in 20 minutes."
"No problem. I just have to wash the dishes, take a shower, do my hair, walk the dog and then I'm all good to go. See you in 15."
"You are such a chronoptimist! I'll see you in 45."

chronoptimist by annastella June 11, 2006

Chronomatic 

The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.

After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.

Chronomatic by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Chronometrophobia 

The fear of the measurement of time (clocks)

I can't look at the clock, I have Chronometrophobia!

You check the time ass hole, you know I have Chronometrophobia!

Chronometrophobia by ¿zenitram? February 13, 2010

Chronoptimist 

Someone who always underestimates the time necessary to complete a task or project. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.

“Linda only scheduled three hours to shoot our first corporate video. What a frickin’ chronoptimist.”

Chronoptimist by The Handy Writer May 10, 2009