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chronoptimist 

A person who always under estimates the time necessary to do something or get somewhere.
"Hey, Cindy. you know my parents are expecting us in 20 minutes."
"No problem. I just have to wash the dishes, take a shower, do my hair, walk the dog and then I'm all good to go. See you in 15."
"You are such a chronoptimist! I'll see you in 45."
chronoptimist by annastella June 11, 2006
Word of the Day on June 12, 2009
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Chronoptimist 

Someone who always underestimates the time necessary to complete a task or project. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web-only TV show.
Linda only scheduled three hours to shoot our first corporate video. What a frickin’ chronoptimist.”

chronoptimistic 

Optimistic about time, such as an arrival time or having enough time, etc.
Once the rush hour traffic cleared, Suzy and Sally became chronoptimistic about the chances of catching their flight to Tahiti.
chronoptimistic by Gee Toe June 9, 2005

Chronoptomist

A person who always under estimates the time necessary to get some weed (chronic).
"Hey, Cindy. You know we're going to see Coraline 3D in like 20 minutes."

"No problem. I just have to pick up from my loafty dealer. In Missisauga. On 420. In a snowstorm. See you in 15."

"You are such a Chronoptomist! I'll see you in 45."
Chronoptomist by frickafrack. June 13, 2009

Chronoptomist

Someone who optimistically misjudges how much time any given task will take, often to their detriment.
I had 30 minutes to get ready and get to work, but it took me 45 minutes to get there. I’m too much of a chronoptomist and never give myself enough time for tasks!
Chronoptomist by justine-n-jess October 4, 2022
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026