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Chronometer

Prior to the invention of the chronometer, pirates did not have an accurate method for measuring time, without which led to them steering off course and sometimes missing their destinations entirely. The chronometer's time-keeping accuracy allowed sailors to measure the stars against specific points in time, thus giving them their longitude. This changed navigation forever by allowing sailors to stay on the correct course to their destination.
Arg matey, set your chronometer!
Chronometer by Captain Loser October 23, 2005

chronometer

A device for the telling or measurment of time; clock.
I put my new chronometer on the wall.
chronometer by Hellcry June 26, 2004

Chronometer

Guy 1- "Hey, have you got the time?"

Guy 2- "Sure, let me just check my chronometer."

Guy 1- "What?"
Chronometer by Ed Browne August 6, 2010

chronomentrophilia 

The sexual attraction to clocks, or the passing time of a clock
person 1: hey did you hear what happened with alex?
person 2: no what happened?
person 1: turns out he’s really into chronomentrophilia
person 2: isn’t that the sexual attraction to clocks?
person 1: yeah
chronomentrophilia by hmm idk man February 14, 2019

Chronometrophobia 

The fear of the measurement of time (clocks)
I can't look at the clock, I have Chronometrophobia!

You check the time ass hole, you know I have Chronometrophobia!
Chronometrophobia by ¿zenitram? February 13, 2010

chronomentrophobia 

1. the fear of clocks
2. the fear of time
My chronomentrophobia has me thinking I ain't got much time left, so I've got to funk you now.
chronomentrophobia by funkboy77 January 4, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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