chronometer

1) A very accurate clock.
2) A poster on a number of board with an unpredictable streak

That Chronometer is teh secksay beast!

chronometer by Chronometer August 2, 2003

Chronometer

Prior to the invention of the chronometer, pirates did not have an accurate method for measuring time, without which led to them steering off course and sometimes missing their destinations entirely. The chronometer's time-keeping accuracy allowed sailors to measure the stars against specific points in time, thus giving them their longitude. This changed navigation forever by allowing sailors to stay on the correct course to their destination.

Arg matey, set your chronometer!

Chronometer by Captain Loser October 23, 2005

chronometer

A device for the telling or measurment of time; clock.

I put my new chronometer on the wall.

chronometer by Hellcry June 26, 2004

Chronometer

A clock, basically

Guy 1- "Hey, have you got the time?"

Guy 2- "Sure, let me just check my chronometer."

Guy 1- "What?"

Chronometer by Ed Browne August 6, 2010

chronomentrophilia 

The sexual attraction to clocks, or the passing time of a clock

person 1: hey did you hear what happened with alex?
person 2: no what happened?
person 1: turns out he’s really into chronomentrophilia
person 2: isn’t that the sexual attraction to clocks?
person 1: yeah

chronomentrophilia by hmm idk man February 14, 2019

Chronometrophobia 

The fear of the measurement of time (clocks)

I can't look at the clock, I have Chronometrophobia!

You check the time ass hole, you know I have Chronometrophobia!

Chronometrophobia by ¿zenitram? February 13, 2010

chronomentrophobia 

1. the fear of clocks
2. the fear of time

My chronomentrophobia has me thinking I ain't got much time left, so I've got to funk you now.

chronomentrophobia by funkboy77 January 4, 2010