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chronopath 

chronopath n. (Gr. khronos, time + Gr. patheia, suffering) Ð a person who suffers from chronopathy, i.e. a disorder of time sense.

chronopathic adj Ð characterized by chronopathy.
Why are you always late? Are you a chronopath?

He has no ill intentions or disrespect when he misses one appointment after another. He is severely chronopathic since his childhood.
chronopath by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003

chronopathy 

chronopathy n. (Gr. khronos, time + Gr. patheia, suffering) Ð a temporality disorder, a deficiency of time sense and inability to manage time, to comply with schedules, etc.
Chronopathy is the unindentified cause of many social disorders and career failures.

Chronopathy can be compared to blindness or dyslexia. As a severe impairment of the time orientation ability, it should be treated as a psychological condition rather than a moral deficiency.
chronopathy by Mikhail Epstein November 13, 2003

ChronoBitchItis 

to be a complete bitch all the time. So much that it seems like a disease.
Ya wanna chill out with ChronoBitchItis bud?!
ChronoBitchItis by KK0NVICT January 22, 2009

chronolistically 

Chronolistically represents time but not necessarily the passing of time, or the presence of time but, not in a chronological order. It represents an expanse of time but not in chronological order or with any logic. Eng. adv.
Chronolistically my friends think I’m full of it but, this has happened over a period of time and not necessarily all at once or chronologically. There is no logic to it; I just have dumb friends, chronolistically speaking.
chronolistically by Brown, MD. November 16, 2023

Chronoethereoneirosynchroharmonimnemonipolycosmodynamicism

Chronoethereoneirosynchroharmonimnemonipolycosmodynamicism
is a hypothetical phenomenon in which a person can simultaneously perceive, interpret, and remember multiple layers of reality across time, space, dreams, emotions, and cosmic patterns—as one unified, harmonious experience.
Researchers proposed that chronoethereoneirosynchroharmonimnemonipolycosmodynamicism could explain how certain individuals process temporal, emotional, and mnemonic data simultaneously.

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026