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christoffore 

Christoffore is the most handsome in the world
Omg christoffore is so fuckin handsome marry me
christoffore by djwln April 4, 2023
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Christoffer 

Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun
I’d totally smash Christoffer
Christoffer by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

Christoffer 

Christoffer is god's god
He is both manly and strong that his muscles sticks out of his head disguised as curls.
God was jalous of christoffer's cock, that he cut it off at replaced it wit another cock.
Christoffer's old cock is now known as mt. Everest and his cum created the "milky" way
Christoffer by Christoffer May 22, 2017

christoforo 

The act of destroying your reputation online in an accelerated fashion. Popularized by Paul Christoforo's famous customer service email that single handedly destroyed his company and went viral.
Bob pulled a christoforo by posting a racist tweet.
christoforo by usbsnowcrash December 31, 2011

Christoforo 

Christoforo:Douchebag, Idiot, bad customer support.

Reference to:
Paul Christoforo / Ocean Market Inc.
PR Guy, offering outstanding bad customer support by responding arrogant, insulting and just plain stupid with bad grammar and almost no punctuation.

pull a Christoforo:
1. Ruin your company due to bad customer support.
2. Respond to customers in the most insane, humiliating and repulsive way you can imagine.
Dude, don't order there, their customer support is christoforo.

You've seen that dumb christoforo over there?

Q: Where is Paul? A: Oh, he pulled a christoforo and decided to sleep under that bridge.
Christoforo by BobotheTeddy December 30, 2011

Christoffer Strandberg 

From a locally very famous person, Christoffer Strandberg, born in Uppsala, Sweden. Since he was so awesome a local expression arose, "As awsome as Christoffer"..

The expression continued to gain popularity in Uppsala, and later Stockholm and is now commonly used in more and more social circles around Sweden.
"Awsome like Christoffer Strandberg."
"Do it like Christoffer would."
"Almost as good as a Christoffer"
"Divine as Chris."
Christoffer Strandberg by Andres Paolo September 28, 2011

CHRISTOFORO 

noun
1. A semi-literate douchebag who ruined his career, and the reputation of the company he represented, by being a prick to a series of customers and “Gabe” of Penny Arcade and PAX fame.

verb
2. The act of being a career ending douche to the wrong person.

noun
3. Solid human waste, excrement.

verb
4. The act of moving the human bowel, to defecate.
1. "I wwebsite as on the internet"

2. "Hey Mikey,

We’re not renting a booth at pax east this year , bigger and better shows to be at we got nothing from the show . Oh so you know this guy has sold over 500 thousand dollars of product in Dec and is my main distribution arm landing us in GameStop , fry’s , Myers , Best buy , Activision , MLG , play N trade and a lot more . Were in 6 countries and you’re not going to take my money for a booth that’s a crock I can guarantee I’ll get a booth if I want one money buys a lot and connections go even further. He’s a native Bostonian from Little Italy . Who are you again ?"

3. "Did you see that CHRISTOFORO someone left in the john? It was as big a babies arm!"

4. "Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."
CHRISTOFORO by Stinkbeard23 December 31, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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