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Christoforo 

Christoforo:Douchebag, Idiot, bad customer support.

Reference to:
Paul Christoforo / Ocean Market Inc.
PR Guy, offering outstanding bad customer support by responding arrogant, insulting and just plain stupid with bad grammar and almost no punctuation.

pull a Christoforo:
1. Ruin your company due to bad customer support.
2. Respond to customers in the most insane, humiliating and repulsive way you can imagine.
Dude, don't order there, their customer support is christoforo.

You've seen that dumb christoforo over there?

Q: Where is Paul? A: Oh, he pulled a christoforo and decided to sleep under that bridge.
Christoforo by BobotheTeddy December 30, 2011

CHRISTOFORO 

noun
1. A semi-literate douchebag who ruined his career, and the reputation of the company he represented, by being a prick to a series of customers and “Gabe” of Penny Arcade and PAX fame.

verb
2. The act of being a career ending douche to the wrong person.

noun
3. Solid human waste, excrement.

verb
4. The act of moving the human bowel, to defecate.
1. "I wwebsite as on the internet"

2. "Hey Mikey,

We’re not renting a booth at pax east this year , bigger and better shows to be at we got nothing from the show . Oh so you know this guy has sold over 500 thousand dollars of product in Dec and is my main distribution arm landing us in GameStop , fry’s , Myers , Best buy , Activision , MLG , play N trade and a lot more . Were in 6 countries and you’re not going to take my money for a booth that’s a crock I can guarantee I’ll get a booth if I want one money buys a lot and connections go even further. He’s a native Bostonian from Little Italy . Who are you again ?"

3. "Did you see that CHRISTOFORO someone left in the john? It was as big a babies arm!"

4. "Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."
CHRISTOFORO by Stinkbeard23 December 31, 2011

Christoforo 

noun
1. Solid human waste, excrement.

verb
2. The act of moving the human bowel, to defecate.
"Did you see that CHRISTOFORO someone left in the john? It was as big as a baby's arm!"

"Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."
Christoforo by NotDaveEither December 31, 2011

Christofer 

smart ass handsome man that every woman wants and every man hates
Wow! You go Christofer!
Christofer by Redneck Woman 1982 February 5, 2010

Christofer Drew 

Awesome singer, goes by the name of Nevershoutnever.

And all the names of his song are written without spaces.
17 years old & he;s from Joplin, Missouri
www.myspace.com/nevershoutnever


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<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/nevershoutnever/evanescence1831/Things%20xD/nevershoutnever.jpg?o=48" target="_blank"><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j298/evanescence1831/Things%20xD/nevershoutnever.jpg"></a>
Christofer Drew played "bigcitydreams" the other week on TRL
Christofer Drew by dare4distance October 18, 2008

Christofer Drew 

A 18-year old that actually takes pride in music. Some of his first songs are mostly auto tune, but his recent songs are all him. He is an example of a artists that has grown in his music. Great to see live.
Christofer Drew's music is not like Justin beiber's.
Christofer Drew by Heytheree July 23, 2010