christerbation 

Christerbation: When a born again Christian guiltily pleasures themselves knowing that they are a dirty sinner but "...boy does gettin dat nut feel good!"

"Oh Jesus! Are you coming or am I?!!!"

"Timmy furiously Christerbated then immediately went to church to repent for his vile sins..."

"Christerbation is the act of pleasuring oneself while sinning."

christerbation by BigPoppaCheeseMan April 21, 2021

Christardation 

The Mental Illness of Fundamentalist Christians

"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"

Christardation by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010

Crysterbation 

Crying whist masturbating.

Mike was so upset that his girlfriend cheated on him that he spent the entire night crysterbating while listening to The Cure.

Larry is really into crysterbation, especially since his wife left him.

Crysterbation by Jizzonneh December 12, 2007

crasterbation 

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"

"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."

crasterbation by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006

christurbation 

christurbation, n:

1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.

2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."

2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."

3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."

christurbation by wilja September 21, 2005

crasterbation 

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

crasterbation by Anonymous November 7, 2003

crasterbation 

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

crasterbation by Hillman January 21, 2006