christurbation, n:
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."
2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."
3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."
2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."
3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."
by wilja September 21, 2005
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1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or "kissing ass" of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or "kissing ass" of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
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Carsturbation should be a crime.
Carsturbation should be a crime.
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Friend: That's chasturbation at its best
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2. The act of posting random thoughts in a chatroom without responding to others, nor addressing the topics discussed.
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