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christurbation 

christurbation, n:

1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.

2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."

2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."

3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."
christurbation by wilja September 21, 2005

christurbation 

Noun:
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or "kissing ass" of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
Dude, I know you love the Jesus and all, but quit with the christurbation already.
christurbation by a very bad man September 23, 2005

christerbation 

Christerbation: When a born again Christian guiltily pleasures themselves knowing that they are a dirty sinner but "...boy does gettin dat nut feel good!"
"Oh Jesus! Are you coming or am I?!!!"

"Timmy furiously Christerbated then immediately went to church to repent for his vile sins..."

"Christerbation is the act of pleasuring oneself while sinning."
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022