Christardation

The Mental Illness of Fundamentalist Christians

"He Has a Very Serious Case of Christardation"

"He Suffers from Christardation"

by Atheist(topix) January 18, 2010

christurbation

christurbation, n:

1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.

2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."

2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."

3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."

by wilja September 21, 2005

christurbation

Noun:
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or "kissing ass" of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

Dude, I know you love the Jesus and all, but quit with the christurbation already.

by a very bad man September 23, 2005

christerbation

Christerbation: When a born again Christian guiltily pleasures themselves knowing that they are a dirty sinner but "...boy does gettin dat nut feel good!"

"Oh Jesus! Are you coming or am I?!!!"

"Timmy furiously Christerbated then immediately went to church to repent for his vile sins..."

"Christerbation is the act of pleasuring oneself while sinning."

by BigPoppaCheeseMan April 21, 2021