Chadsterbation
When you masterbate while lifting weights at the same time so the blood in your body goes to your dick and your arm making you last longer.
Chadsterbation by Dillan756 April 9, 2021
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crasterbation
"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
"That was only once, and I was drunk."
crasterbation by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006
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crasterbation
crasterbation by Anonymous November 7, 2003
crapsterbation
To jack-off while defecating.
Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.
"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"
crapsterbation by JdeL March 17, 2005
crasterbation
"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.
crasterbation by Hillman January 21, 2006
Chasturbation
The act of masturbation in a public or socially awkward area or masturbating in an unorthodox manner.
Kid: Bro, last night i chasturbated naked in my baby sitters living room chair.
Friend: That's chasturbation at its best
Friend: That's chasturbation at its best
Chasturbation by Old Spicy January 10, 2011
Camsterbation
Exhibitionistic act of masturbating for one or more other people to watch and/or reciprocate via webcam video chat.
Camsterbation by Dirtywordsfornastybirds June 15, 2018
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