Chadsterbation 

When you masterbate while lifting weights at the same time so the blood in your body goes to your dick and your arm making you last longer.

Dude I just had a really nice chadsterbation you should try it some time.

Chadsterbation by Dillan756 April 9, 2021

crasterbation 

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"

"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."

crasterbation by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006

crasterbation 

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

crasterbation by Anonymous November 7, 2003

crapsterbation 

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

crapsterbation by JdeL March 17, 2005

crasterbation 

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

crasterbation by Hillman January 21, 2006

Chasturbation 

The act of masturbation in a public or socially awkward area or masturbating in an unorthodox manner.

Kid: Bro, last night i chasturbated naked in my baby sitters living room chair.

Friend: That's chasturbation at its best

Chasturbation by Old Spicy January 10, 2011

Camsterbation 

Exhibitionistic act of masturbating for one or more other people to watch and/or reciprocate via webcam video chat.

Horny for some camsterbation with you...chat and watch me stroke or get naked and get off with me.

Camsterbation by Dirtywordsfornastybirds June 15, 2018