Chadsterbation

When you masterbate while lifting weights at the same time so the blood in your body goes to your dick and your arm making you last longer.

Dude I just had a really nice chadsterbation you should try it some time.

by Dillan756 April 9, 2021

crasterbation

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"

"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."

by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006

crasterbation

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005

crasterbation

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006

Chasturbation

The act of masturbation in a public or socially awkward area or masturbating in an unorthodox manner.

Kid: Bro, last night i chasturbated naked in my baby sitters living room chair.

Friend: That's chasturbation at its best

by Old Spicy January 10, 2011

Camsterbation

Exhibitionistic act of masturbating for one or more other people to watch and/or reciprocate via webcam video chat.

Horny for some camsterbation with you...chat and watch me stroke or get naked and get off with me.

by Dirtywordsfornastybirds June 15, 2018