Chatsterbation 

The act of talking to someone via phone, internet, or from the other room, while pleasuring your self.

Steve(on phone): hey dude whats up
Chad: not much dude how bout you
Steve: my girlfriend's flippin out cause....
Chad:(backround:YEAH MHHHM I LIKE THAT, FUCK YEAH)go on
Steve: dude is that porno? ARE YOU JERKING OFF! DUDE THATS GROSS.
Chad: O come on theres nothing wrong with chatsterbation, now whats your problem.....

Chatsterbation by stuffed pepper March 28, 2008

chatterbating 

To jerk off while having an explict sexual conversation in an IM program such as AIM, or MSN.

Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.

Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.

chatterbating by Quag and Cleaveland April 8, 2010

craftsterbation 

(n.) lusting over projects on craftster.org or the process of crafting.

Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

craftsterbation by betsy January 20, 2005

Catsturbation 

The act of masturbating only to open one's eyes to the judgmental stare of one's cat

Fluffy walked in on me again...So I guess catsturbation is my thing now. I really need to get a girlfriend.

Catsturbation by hightowers April 17, 2011

craftsterbation 

Term coined to describe habitual visits to crafting website/subsequent craft making.
1.)The process of compulsively lusting over projects on the hipster crafting website www.craftster.org
2.) describe the process of crafting, or creating crafts

"Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

craftsterbation by RachoftheJungle January 29, 2005

crasterbation 

Jerking off with your own tears. Made popular by the movie "Waiting"

"...like that time you beat off using your own tears as lubricant(crasterbation)?"
"That was only once, and I was drunk."

crasterbation by Jorpy12 June 19, 2006

crasterbation 

Crying and masturbating at the same time.

Distraut after the biznitch dumped me, I hopped on the internet for some crasturbation

crasterbation by Anonymous November 7, 2003