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chrischi 

Chrischi is like the most beautiful person in the world. He was married with larry but they broke up. That was so sad. Chrischi likes is big Geodreieck and his Fadenzirkel. He is like in love with this two things. If you stole it, your dead as fuck. If you look at them, your dead as fuck, if you breath, your dead as fuck.

He is the father of dolf. But that doesnt mean he is a good daddy, because lars raised up Dolf on his own :(
Oh! Look at that chrischi over there, he has a nice geodreieck

Omg! Chrischis beautiful haircut is so beautiful
chrischi by Socke March 15, 2017
Words you can keep

chrischael 

Dont ever do this again. i will die. seriously STOP DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS?!?!?! I WILL TELL U absoulute incest. its a definition of crying child x michael afton. FROM FNAF.

Never come here again.

Seriously dont.
being serious i hate crying child x michael afton. Chrischael is incest :)

christhian

Christhian is a guy that spells his name Christian and not so many of his friends knows that he is really spelled the way he is. He is a welldressed and atractive guy who is both smart, good at sports and kind. Sometimes though he can get kind of bossy. Many people love him but almost just as many people hate him.

He is also extremly funny.
Christhian is a different and unusual spelling of Christian, Cristian or Kristian
christhian by Well That is just true December 11, 2016
Super swell-tacular and amazing individual. Very conserved and motherly; basically the perfect mom/wife. Loved by everyone.
That girl is so conserved, motherly, and so full of love for others.

Yeah, she's a Chrischel of the world
chrischel by NotBringsThePayne December 19, 2013

Christhiest 

Someone who doesn't believe in god but will thank him when something good happens.
One day
John: How tf is god even real?

Other day
John: Holy crap! I won the lottery!
*gets on knees*
John: Thank you Jesus! I LOVE YOU GOD!!
Friend: Dude are you an atheist or not?

John: ....

and that my dear friends is a Christhiest.
Christhiest by @fatasianpanda June 25, 2018

Chrishina 

A Nubian Goddess. One who is in tune with self and nature and has the most intelligence of ask the goddesses. Also a fair judger.
Chrishina is my model for life.
Chrishina by alwayshere478 June 4, 2021

Chrischanumakwanzali 

The winter festive season. By calling it chrischanumakwanzali, it includes many people, and many many presents. Can be used to justify buying yourself large gifts before/after christmas/chanukkah.
"hey, mum, where're my chrischanumakwanzali presents at?"

"Happy chrischanumakwanzali to me, I have a Wii"

"Happy chrischanumakwanzali to me, NEW CAR!"
Chrischanumakwanzali by kaitan December 9, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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