chrischan 

The great nickname of the one and only Chris. Only given to the best of Chris's; smart yet not a big head, a weeb yet not a social outcast and a friend to all yet not two faced.

"Yeah, he's worthy of the 'Chrischan' title."

chrischan by Proxable November 2, 2018

CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?! 

In July 2021, chris chan sexually abused his dementia ridden mother.

Andrew: CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?!

Sean: His mom

CHRIS CHAN DID WHAT?! by Blaxtron August 3, 2021

Chrisanthi 

Hot Greek woman with big eyes and a pretty smile. Chrisanthis are very smart and a little crazy. But thats ok because they also have really nice legs. They like to go out and have fun but they also have really bad taste in men. They may or may not attend the University of Massachusetts.

"Here comes Chrisanthi. I sure wish she would stalk me."

"Dude?! Did you see Chrisanthi."
"No."

Chrisanthi by hotjoshness February 4, 2010

chris chan 

The worst person ever

"Chris Chan Sucks!"

chris chan by TAZTHEMAN123 August 8, 2021

chrischael 

Dont ever do this again. i will die. seriously STOP DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS?!?!?! I WILL TELL U absoulute incest. its a definition of crying child x michael afton. FROM FNAF.

Never come here again.

Seriously dont.

being serious i hate crying child x michael afton. Chrischael is incest :)

chrischael by hi never come here again :). April 10, 2022

chrisevansisdatingme 

the silliest goose on the planet!! One of my fav mutuals tbh ily <3 #thienna4life

"Did you see that chrisevansisdatingme made another video about thanos?"
"Yeah! #thienna is my fav ship"

chrisevansisdatingme by heybbg August 30, 2021

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing 

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.

"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing by Alberthalperstram August 17, 2021