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Christhian is a guy that spells his name Christian and not so many of his friends knows that he is really spelled the way he is. He is a welldressed and atractive guy who is both smart, good at sports and kind. Sometimes though he can get kind of bossy. Many people love him but almost just as many people hate him.

He is also extremly funny.
Christhian is a different and unusual spelling of Christian, Cristian or Kristian
christhian by Well That is just true December 11, 2016
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Christhian

An amazing man who is super hot, smells great, is funny and hung like a stallion. Usually pisses people off with straightforwardness but same people come to their senese and realize he was right. Swoons ladies with his charisma and charm. Makes the fellas a little unconfortable because they all see what they are up against. A fantastic dancer and a sexual heathen, blessed with stamina and girth. Yes, he is that damm good. 10/10
I heard Christhian will be at the party… yeah we will definitely be going!
Christhian by Seramop November 23, 2021

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war 

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.
Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.

Christian Barn Dance 

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.
Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
Christian Barn Dance by cmpgamer November 8, 2014

christian chim chim 

Jimin said "Aren't English names always long? Like Christian. How about Christian Chim Chim?"

Prestonwood Christian Academy

"I am underpaid." - Mr. Lee ( teacher at Prestonwood Christian Academy)

Christian Kane

An actor/musician who is known for playing Lindsay on Angel and most recently as "hitter" Eliot Spencer on Leverage. Also, a walking example of sex, especially the bad ass Southern kind. A man with deep blue eyes and a bedroom voice that makes you just melt.
Me: Did you see Leverage last night?
Friend: Christian Kane is perfection!
Me: DUH!!
Christian Kane by Kaniac31 May 20, 2011