Christhiest 

Someone who doesn't believe in god but will thank him when something good happens.

One day
John: How tf is god even real?

Other day
John: Holy crap! I won the lottery!
*gets on knees*
John: Thank you Jesus! I LOVE YOU GOD!!
Friend: Dude are you an atheist or not?

John: ....

and that my dear friends is a Christhiest.

Christhiest by @fatasianpanda June 25, 2018

Christist 

Cult members that are told by a flimflam man that Jesus is in his/their image and that He wants exactly what the shaman at the front of the congregation wants. Christists completely believe that they are Christians but have no ability to understand any actual meaning of any words or intent in the Bible.

Pat Robertson and PTL is a cult and the poor fools that listen to him and send him money are nothing but a bunch of Christists and a danger to democracy.

Christist by Kilgore A Trout November 20, 2014

Christmist 

A daze or trance caused by the stress of the holiday season when attempting to think of gifts to purchase for one's friends and family.

Driver: "That lady totally just cut us off!"
Passenger: "She's probably in a Christmist."
Driver: "What a tool."

Christmist by Nik and Cailee December 16, 2010

christies beach 

Cool place, but druggies will chase you and try to steal your shoes if they don't make their bus. Watch out cause those cunts are pissed. Had to hide in the school there once at like 1:00am cause some bitch wanted my thongs and got here 500 children to go looking for me. Also where everyone gets spray paint and crap.

Hey dad some chick just tried to steal my shoes and I had to hide in the school until she and her offspring left "well thats christies beach for ya"

christies beach by monmon555 December 12, 2013

chrisiestina 

A beautiful girl that does not give a fuck anyone else's feeling. She gets emotionally attached to strange men. She is always happy. Evey guy loves a chrisiestina. Chrisiestina is the life of the party. Chrisiestina is like a big stuffed teddy bear. You'll never see chrisiestina sad or down because she does not give a shit about life.

Did you see chrisiestina last night she was bomb

chrisiestina by Sleeping powder July 27, 2015

Christheth1rd

A guy that types on discord, watches streams on Twitch and sometimes YouTube,he even watches videos on YouTube! He also plays games and he is awesome! He's also kinda bad in Hollow Knight but eh not bad. Anyways, cool dude online

Hey dude! Christheth1rd is here! *Wait no he's gonna ping chat reviversss noooooo*

Christheth1rd by pogammaybechris December 9, 2020