christurbation, n:

1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.

2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."

2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."

3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."

christurbation by wilja September 21, 2005

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chrisbrowned

verd, means to maul somebody or beat the shit out of them. As Chris Brown did to Rihanna.

Stuart: Hey man, last night Henry kissed Tony's girlfriend
Jabril: Really?
Stuart: Yeah, then Tony and Mikey chrisbrowned Henry's bitch ass. Blood. Was. Everywhere!

chrisbrowned by cliffboy22 May 24, 2009

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ChrisBrown

To smack somebody upside thier head for being an annoying bitch, doesnt neccesarily have to be your girlfriend but just any annoying bitch

guy 1- yo dude u saw wat daniel did to judy
guy 2- na wat he did ?
guy 1- he CHRISBROWNED her ass
guy 2- OD

ChrisBrown by Jrjimenez February 10, 2009

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chrisuan

Chrisuan is a fucking weeb and takes forever to respond to texts because of his sleeping habits. He is typically a messy and lazy guy, also like sports especially basketball and likes to smoke dank. ( weed )

Mom: clean your room
Son: But I'm tired

Mom: Don't be such a Chrisuan

chrisuan by Bob Jackson 6996 December 31, 2019

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