chrisburn

When a dude name Chris burns you

Yo I saw ur Bf (named Chris) at the rooftop of the archer with another girl.

Wow Chrisburn

by Tamtam707 June 24, 2018

CHRISBIRTHSARY

A term combining christmas, a birthday and an anniversary into one occasion requiring only one gift or celebration

happy chrisbirthsary !!
i got this watch for my chrisbirthsary
he's taking me on a cruise for my chrisbirthsary

by Musch40 September 28, 2018

Jesus Christburger

Extreme confusion or happiness beyond normal words

Jesus Christburger you guys, i have glitter on my dick

by Smokahontus January 3, 2011

christurbation

christurbation, n:

1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.

2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."

2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."

3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."

by wilja September 21, 2005

chrisbrowned

verd, means to maul somebody or beat the shit out of them. As Chris Brown did to Rihanna.

Stuart: Hey man, last night Henry kissed Tony's girlfriend
Jabril: Really?
Stuart: Yeah, then Tony and Mikey chrisbrowned Henry's bitch ass. Blood. Was. Everywhere!

by cliffboy22 May 24, 2009

ChrisBrown

To smack somebody upside thier head for being an annoying bitch, doesnt neccesarily have to be your girlfriend but just any annoying bitch

guy 1- yo dude u saw wat daniel did to judy
guy 2- na wat he did ?
guy 1- he CHRISBROWNED her ass
guy 2- OD

by Jrjimenez February 10, 2009

chrisuan

Chrisuan is a fucking weeb and takes forever to respond to texts because of his sleeping habits. He is typically a messy and lazy guy, also like sports especially basketball and likes to smoke dank. ( weed )

Mom: clean your room
Son: But I'm tired

Mom: Don't be such a Chrisuan

by Bob Jackson 6996 December 31, 2019