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Chrisuan is a fucking weeb and takes forever to respond to texts because of his sleeping habits. He is typically a messy and lazy guy, also like sports especially basketball and likes to smoke dank. ( weed )
Mom: clean your room
Son: But I'm tired

Mom: Don't be such a Chrisuan
by Bob Jackson 6996 December 31, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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