chrisuan

Chrisuan is a fucking weeb and takes forever to respond to texts because of his sleeping habits. He is typically a messy and lazy guy, also like sports especially basketball and likes to smoke dank. ( weed )

Mom: clean your room
Son: But I'm tired

Mom: Don't be such a Chrisuan

by Bob Jackson 6996 December 31, 2019

Chrisland

A country occupying a land similar to that of Europe in a galaxy far far away. Chrisland is rich in natural resources, population and workforce; it has a high standard of living, and a great military. Chrisland is on the Libertarian side when it comes to politics, so the Second Amendment (right to bare arms) is alive here, along with the First. Chrisland is a Federation, with the Colgorelle (where the Fed. gov. is headed), States, Counties, and Cities making up the different governments that its citizens adhere to. States collect the majority of the taxes, while the Fed collects very little. The Fed. taxes go towards the National Military

Someone from Chrisland is called a Chrislander.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

Chrisanthi

Hot Greek woman with big eyes and a pretty smile. Chrisanthis are very smart and a little crazy. But thats ok because they also have really nice legs. They like to go out and have fun but they also have really bad taste in men. They may or may not attend the University of Massachusetts.

"Here comes Chrisanthi. I sure wish she would stalk me."

"Dude?! Did you see Chrisanthi."
"No."

by hotjoshness February 4, 2010

christanie

Is a brave girl always speaks her mind sometime dramatic but always looks out for people if you have her you are very lucky she came into your life

"hey that girl over there knows how to speak her. Mind ". I think her name is christanie

by Rose vascaz March 14, 2017

Chrisland Orthodox

A Charismatic church in the mythical country of Chrisland. The church focuses on the gifts of the Holy Spirit and spreading the Gospel by one's lives, love towards others, and demonstration of the gifts of the Spirit to edify the Church.

The Chrisland Orthodox Church is the only growing denomination in the World.

by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

christani

The prettiest and smartest girl you'll ever know. Shes boujee and conceited. Shes just that bitch PERIOD.

ME: HAVE YOU SEEN CHRISTANI?
BESTFRIEND: THAT PRETTY GIRL WITH MADD INCHES?
ME: YES GIRL
BESTFRIEND: SHES BOMB AF BITCH!

by DICKKKSONBITCHES June 21, 2020

Bean a Chrisman

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.

You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure

by ShaneChrisman6969 June 27, 2019