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chris brown your ass

Assaulting someone. kicking someones ass. To beat someone up.
Don't touch me, I'll chris brown your ass!
chris brown your ass by d115 February 17, 2009

except chris brown

describing a subject that is unbeatable, but only to finish your claim that chris brown can beat it.

similar to a sentence that is interrupted by michael scott, regional manager of dunder mifflin on the office, he would state at the end of a statement, "thats what she said."

Only this time under the brown exception, a subject matter that is said indestructible, is reverted back to the all capable beat down by chris brown.
nothing beats walmart's prices...except chris brown

To Chris Brown 

To Chris Brown
When a man Brutally Beats a woman.
To Beat the shit out of someone.
Domestic Abuse
"Yo that girl totally got chris browned by that guy"
"that guy used to chris brown that girl but then he went to jail":
To Chris Brown by IBSEES March 6, 2009

go Chris Brown on you 

To beat the fuck out of you and run away, leaving you there crying/possibly unconscious.

The term "go Chris Brown on you" originated one (un)faithful night before the Grammy's in an event known as Domestic Disturbia, in which Chris Brown attacked Rihanna. Now everyone hates him.
Bitch, if you don't get me some thin mints ima go Chris Brown on you.
go Chris Brown on you by team rihanna February 12, 2009

Chris Brown a Ho 

The act to brutally beat and embarrass the opposite sex.
1) Pimp: Bitch, where's my money! Your two pennies short! -Chris Brown a ho-

2) Soulja Boy: We don't supaa man no-moe, we Chris Brown dat ho! Now watch me youuuu...

3) Girl 1: That guy just called me a hoochie!

Girl 2: Ohhh girrll, time to Chris Brown a Ho.
Chris Brown a Ho by R-Ill February 21, 2009

to pull a Chris Brown 

To become so angry at someone, to want to beat them excessively.
I swear to god Ashley, If you don't stop imma bout to pull a Chris Brown on your ass.


Did you hear about James and Carla? Carla totally pulled a Chris Brown on him when she found out he was cheating.
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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