Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Chrisbrowning 

A type of cooking in which the chef takes the food into the back and beats it continuously to tenderize it.
Bob: I would like a steak.
Waiter: And how would you like it cooked?
Bob: Just lightly chrisbrown it, i like it chewy.
Waiter: Ah, then chrisbrowning is the way to go, excellent choice.
Chrisbrowning by -ThatOneGuy- June 4, 2009

Chris Browning 

Physical abuse of the opposite sex
1) That girl over there be getting Chris Browned by her man every night.

2) I be Chris Browning my bitch when she get out of line.

3) Yo you see her face I bet she just got Chris Browned by her man.
Chris Browning by Nature Boy 1901 February 15, 2009

chrisbrownin' 

When you go rent a beautiful lamborghini, get all dressed up, go pick up your girl, go to the grammys, leave the grammys and beat up your girl really bad.
Yo Dawg what are your plans for tonite?

I think I'm chrisbrownin' a little tonite since my girlfriend's acting like a bitch!
chrisbrownin' by El Madrugazo February 12, 2009

Chris browning 

The act of beating the fucking shit out of a female.
Bitch, You do that one more time and you'll get a Chris browning!
Chris browning by Fredsworld March 3, 2009

Chris Browning 

The act of beating the fuck out of your girlfriend/boyfriend (if gay)
Yo bitch get off me before I chris brown yo ass.

i swear to god im about to give you the chris browning of a life time if you dont stop talkin.

If that hoe dont have my money, ima have to chris brown that ass.

Yo your girl cheated on you dog, you better go chris brown that bitch.
Chris Browning by Lalo94112 March 5, 2009

chris browning 

To beat, bite or attack your wife or girl.
Dee:Damn, why is he chris browning his girl?

Nemo: I heard he caught her cheating...!

Dee: Word?
chris browning by Blakwout March 13, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Load more