chrisaun 

a pedophile with green eyes with a loud car vrooommmmm

13 girl- hey
19 chrisaun- hey girl come get in this whip

chrisaun by meowuuwbaka April 19, 2023

Chrisanthi 

Hot Greek woman with big eyes and a pretty smile. Chrisanthis are very smart and a little crazy. But thats ok because they also have really nice legs. They like to go out and have fun but they also have really bad taste in men. They may or may not attend the University of Massachusetts.

"Here comes Chrisanthi. I sure wish she would stalk me."

"Dude?! Did you see Chrisanthi."
"No."

Chrisanthi by hotjoshness February 4, 2010

Chrisandom 

A statement made by the most random man on the planet!.. Chris C...

Wife: Chris what do you want for dinner?
Chris: Food that you eat and poop!
Wife:... You got me with a Chrisandom!

Chrisandom by Christopher Humperdink May 17, 2011

Chrisanthemum 

A very beautiful, smart, and loving person. Who like the flower has many different colors, and emotions. She can be happy, calm, raging, and very sad at times. She has a very classic style. Is spiritually deep, and always tries her best. She's musically talented, and has a very strong love for her family and friends. Trustworthy and full of vurtue, she's a humble example, that many folow, without her realizing. She is all in all a delicate flower.

Girl: She's so amazing, like...what is she like?

Other girl: She's a Chrisanthemum, a beautiful flower, in the garden of life.

Girl: You know I think your right she is like a Chrisanthemum!

Chrisanthemum by lilyloveth October 20, 2010

Chrisanique 

Chrisanique is the definition of attitude.She may not seem like much but fuck with her and you’ll see.Shes very protective of the people she cares about but once she doesn’t care no more that’s it.She got a smart ass mouth but you better know she can back that talk up.

That girl acts like such a Chrisanique it’s fucking awesome.

Chrisanique by squxdgod October 28, 2020

chrisanthi 

chrisanthi is small but mighty. if she says she’ll fight you, she’s not kidding, and your best chance is to run. she might seem unassuming, but there’s a lot going on in her head, and it’s worth getting to know her. she also makes weird noises whenever you touch her and is very ticklish. she is 100% sassy and 100% loyal. any guy would be lucky to call chrisanthi his girl, and any girl would be lucky to call her a friend. she is simply fabulous.

girl 1: chrisanthi is flawless.
girl 2: she’s has two fendi purses and a silver lexus.
girl 3: i hear chrisanthi’s hair’s insured for $10,000.
girl 4: i hear chrisanthi does car commercials. in japan.
girl 5: chrisanthi’s favorite movie is varsity blues.
girl 6: one time, chrisanthi met john stamos on a plane.
girl 7: and he told her she was pretty.
girl 8: one time, chrisanthi punched me in the face. it was awesome.

chrisanthi by over.the.moon June 7, 2019

Chrisandra 

A girls name who is very pretty, has alot of friends, and everyone loves to hangout with her.

Oh yeah shes a Chrisandra

Chrisandra by James and Jose :D August 6, 2011