chortin

cheating but it's okay because it was for a meme

jess chortin u

chortin by zinkredible December 6, 2016

chostincut 

A cut you receive from a handjob where the servicer has one long middle fingernail. Side effects may include the desire to stay up all night and watch anime.

A: "Sup buddy, want a handjob?"

B: "No thanks, the last time you gave me one you gave me a chostincut."

A: "Ok then. Wanna go to cha?"

B: "No thanks, I'm too busy watching anime."

chostincut by racist chris August 22, 2011

Chirting 

Flirting with another person by way of online chat

I started chirting with Jackie when work got too boring.

Chirting by Middle Child July 7, 2009

cortina contigo 

phrase popularize by the popular radio show "the luis jimenez show" meaning; boring,bullshit, liar or just when you are tired of hearing somebody

hey that gold chain is fake cortina contigo

cortina contigo by pavlo July 4, 2008

Chontina 

Usually a female name. The keeper of the name tends to love drama, is short, and... homely. (Psst, ugly is mean word. But yeah, basically) When walking, he/she takes on the figure of an ogre. Will do anything to get what she wants - this includes neglecting to go to a dentist. Has a cracked tooth. Two faced, whichever kind of face you want on either side. (he/she will morph their faces to fit your needs) Has shaggy hair. Not very awesome or bright. Obsessed with Pokemon and Japanese culture in a freakish manner. If home alone, like a normal person named Chontina, they would masturbate as soon as the door shuts. However, a certain type of Chontina, known as the Vix Fatum Chontina Syndrome, will pin a picture of his/her black "friend" on the wall and stare at it for hours, until said family/friends return to their abode. Chontina is typically white. Wigger, nerd, and/or fag (nawfence) and has Hydrophobia, resulting in the lack of bathing. Smells like kitty poop.

Ex:

Anthony: Wow, do you smell that? Smells like a kitty just pooped on Mrs. LuLu's wall.

Charlie: Naw, she's hydrophobic.

Anthony: Who? I just said the room smells like shit, whatsit you're talking about?

Charlie: I'm talking about that Chontina there. She's hydrophobic.

Anthony: Oh, I see. Well, whatever. My sinus' are burning.

Chontina by Hahafooledyou April 4, 2010

The Chorton

When a person guzzles a bottle of wine in 60 seconds and then proceeds to ride a bicycle!

" Oh man.. Did you just see Craig ?? He totally pulled The Chorton"

The Chorton by Willie FingerMe September 21, 2015

Choring 

To be doing your chores.. the act of doing chores... past,present or future... exp.."I was CHORING. I am CHORING. I will be CHORING "....

I was doing my chores... I figured you were CHORING also!.....

Choring by dreyertaz November 4, 2018