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Chorfing 

The act of getting a cut or a wound and jerking off to completion then ejaculating semen into the wound.
Friend 1:"Ow dude I just scraped my knee."
Friend 2:"Hold on let's try chorfing."
Chorfing by Reetbe July 15, 2024
To be doing your chores.. the act of doing chores... past,present or future... exp.."I was CHORING. I am CHORING. I will be CHORING "....
I was doing my chores... I figured you were CHORING also!.....
Choring by dreyertaz November 4, 2018
When someone steals something from somewhere
‘’ fam just chored a meal deal from tesco’
‘Been out choring with the boys’
Choring by Idontknowulol101 May 16, 2019
Continuous verb form for the act of doing chores.
Girlfriend: Hey babe, what are you up to?
Boyfriend: I'm being a responsible boyfriend and choring it up, honey!
Choring by gutti_bear December 26, 2019
To be doing your chores.. the act of doing chores... past,present or future... exp.."I was CHORING. I am CHORING. I will be CHORING "....
I was doing my chores... I figured you were CHORING also!.....
Choring by dreyertaz November 4, 2018

Chorting 

The act of using orphans as fuel in a furnace.
Man 1: I'm really cold and have a bunch of spare orphans.
Man 2: Perhaps we should try chorting them. It'd warm the whole room up.
Chorting by Craig Bigglesworth October 29, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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