Chording

The act, or "chore", of performing oral sex on a man with a small, stout penis, or a chode.

The hooker had to go chording around the bar if she wanted all the old guys' money.

Chording by abra2 May 10, 2011

Chording

Chatting + Sharding. Pretty simple.

I was chording up a storm, I'm glad the Internet doesn't have smells.

Chording by Mr.ArfArf August 22, 2009

Chording

The act of squeezing your balls to masterbait.

Last night I tried chording 10/10

Chording by Professional Chorder February 27, 2024

Choding 

In Korean, "choding" refers to "elementary school kid".

When it's used for someone who isn't a kid (teenager, grown-up,...), it means that this person is childish and acts like a kid.

This guy acts like a little kid, he is really a Choding !

Choding by eLement August 27, 2013

Deep Choding

Man Is laying face down massage style.

Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.

She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.

At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.

That Bitch was deep choding for hours.

Deep Choding by Chode master C February 7, 2018

chain-choding 

The human act of hibernation in the winter. The incumbent deadbeat (mason,landscaper, construction worker) cant work when the snows on the ground so they chain- chode. They chain smoke, chain eat and turn into a chode on the couch. Also known as c pepping. ( c peps )

When erin got back from her liposuction appointment looking all sluggish she asked derek J why he was chain-choding. Derek J replied my queen tips provide the milk for the winter so I slap on my yamica and chain- chode all winter long.

chain-choding by Brad Polino January 2, 2013

choarding 

choosing to hoard.

Explicitly refers to extractive systems that exploit marginalized populations. Typically used to criticize colonial and neocolonial exploitation by private enterprises in high income countries. Arises as a result of class and labor alienation. The lack of community results in obsession of amassing as much capital as possible.

person 1: Moderna is choarding the publicly funded mRNA vaccine tech from low-income countries. Only 15% of low-income populations globally are vaccinated.
Person 2: Fucking choarders. They're holding back tech which could save the world from more variants.

Person 1: Did you hear Nestle wants to choard water? Fuck that.
Person 2: Water shouldn't be privatized. What's wrong with these CEOs?

choarding by jiggie_with_it April 30, 2022