A person, typically a woman, who takes a crippling amount of chops using specifically, Marlboro Menthol Cigarettes. The chopmaster would describe chops as, "making the perfect mixture of weed and tobacco to create a life altering experience". The chopmaster can be described as a tank, someone who can outsmoke everyone in the room, went to private school and has a cat.
"Did you see the chopmaster blow that fat ass cloud out?" "Matty fucking smokes wishes he was the chopmaster." "The chopmaster survived Covid-19."
by mimiakadatbitch April 26, 2023
Get the chopmaster mug.1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
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When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.
"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".
by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014
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by Oreo Speedman February 6, 2010
Get the Coonmaster mug.Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.
by SussyMontague March 23, 2021
Get the capmaster mug.(n.) an individual, usually male, who is prone to becoming erect (or "busting a chubby") in the presence of a large group of people.
The other night at The Arch, Sting started to get aroused and Grizz acused him of being the chubmaster, much to Sting's disgust.
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