chopmaster 

A person, typically a woman, who takes a crippling amount of chops using specifically, Marlboro Menthol Cigarettes. The chopmaster would describe chops as, "making the perfect mixture of weed and tobacco to create a life altering experience". The chopmaster can be described as a tank, someone who can outsmoke everyone in the room, went to private school and has a cat.

"Did you see the chopmaster blow that fat ass cloud out?" "Matty fucking smokes wishes he was the chopmaster." "The chopmaster survived Covid-19."

chopmaster by mimiakadatbitch April 26, 2023

crapmaster 

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!

crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006

cowmaster 

When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.

"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".

cowmaster by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014

Coonmaster 

referring to a person of black descent, a racial term

shut up coonmaster!

Coonmaster by Oreo Speedman February 6, 2010

capmaster 

Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.

I played chess against this kid, he's such a capmaster.

capmaster by SussyMontague March 23, 2021

chubmaster 

(n.) an individual, usually male, who is prone to becoming erect (or "busting a chubby") in the presence of a large group of people.

The other night at The Arch, Sting started to get aroused and Grizz acused him of being the chubmaster, much to Sting's disgust.

chubmaster by GrisolMtish January 20, 2006

ChugMaster 3000 

A person who can chug a 40 oz bottle of beer/malt liquor under 30.00 seconds, hence 3000.

"Wow, he downed that 40. Unreal. Chugmaster 3000"

"Chugmaster 3000 is fucked up.
" Yeah, he chugged a 40, what do you expect?"

"22 seconds! That's a new record for chugmaster 3000!"

ChugMaster 3000 by Beer Chugger/College Student August 12, 2012