ChatMaster

A ChatMaster is an expert troll. Quite possibly the greatest troll. He is skilled in slaying other troll and claiming their bridges as their own. Do not involve yourself with a ChatMaster for they are unpredictable.

He smoked 8 scrubs today like a chatmaster

by Findpeacewithginger June 23, 2017

catasterpiece

(n): something that's so terribly messed-up, it could not possibly have been done worse, even on-purpose. Often the result of trying to cover-up a previous wrongdoing

When Claude tried to glue the broken statue back together before his boss returned, he glued the arm on the wrong side. It was a true catasterpiece.

by dick vendor November 22, 2011

crapmaster

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!

by james ferarro August 21, 2006

Chatastrophic

Adjective describing terrible banter or a person with terrible banter

I had to sit next to Sally at dinner last night. She was chatastrophic!

by dr ben June 28, 2009

chatastrophe

A chatastrophe is any typically sudden, disastrous event that occurs during online chat- whether in chat rooms or private messaging.

Room Two was noted as a peaceable room of cozy fellowship chat amongst civilized habitués. After Room One experienced the chatastrophe of a vengeful bot-loading booter, Room One chatters jumped ship and found their way over to Room Two like so many flotsam-borne rats. This sat uneasily upon the regulars of Two, as the Oners were a virtual rogues gallery of the more virulent personality disorders. In their turn, the Room Two chatters regarded the influx of Oners as a chatastrophe.

by Mo Dixley February 13, 2010

Chamster

(Noun) A chav hamster as introduced and still annoyingly employed in Kia Soul car commercials.

Mike: What the fuck are these chamsters doing?

Stephe: I hate those shitheads.

by Apesbrain November 5, 2012

capmaster

Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.

I played chess against this kid, he's such a capmaster.

by SussyMontague March 23, 2021