crapmaster 

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!

crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006

crapmaster 

1. anyone who can find the worst part of any experience. even when everything is perfect they can ruin it.

2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.

3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel shitty about yourself.

4. someone you don't like but can't think of one thing that stands out.

fish is such a crapmaster. i feel like shit after a date with him.

crapmaster by Olivia/livvy November 2, 2006

crapmaster 

anybody named francis

Where is crapmaster?

crapmaster by Anonymous August 25, 2003

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit

marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament

crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006

craptastrophe 

Any unexpected mess involving mass quantities of fecal matter.

A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.

Shoddy workmanship.

The babies diaper exploded..it was a total craptastrophe.

I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.

John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.

craptastrophe by jen925 April 17, 2009

cramster 

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Cramster helped me study for a test last night

cramster by cramster help March 18, 2009

capmaster 

Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.

I played chess against this kid, he's such a capmaster.

capmaster by SussyMontague March 23, 2021