1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!
You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!
You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
by james ferarro August 21, 2006
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2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.
3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel shitty about yourself.
4. someone you don't like but can't think of one thing that stands out.
2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.
3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel shitty about yourself.
4. someone you don't like but can't think of one thing that stands out.
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Shoddy workmanship.
The babies diaper exploded..it was a total craptastrophe.
I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.
John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.
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