Chompmyster 

See fat ass. – (noun) The ‘Chompmyster’ is a individual that endeavours to ruin films for entire audiences through the consummation of ‘noisy’ food such as crisps and haribo. Another characteristic is the inability to stop talking, even when asked to do so. Often physical force has to be used , such is the iron will of these individual.
How to spot a ‘Chompmyster’:- these individuals are usually seated alone, as friend move away from them to avoid noise.
They are always obese (around 4-5ft in diameter.)
They will always have food with them, no matter how expensive the cinema food is.
‘Chompmysters’ sit near the middle of the cinema to maximise there disruptive influence, aka ruining the film for everyone.

"shut the hell up chompmyster"

Chompmyster by Mr P November 5, 2005

ChumpMaster 

ChumpMaster = the daddy of all chumps!

Not only full of themselves, think they are better then others (even tho they aint), stupid, thick, silly, dumb but more so hence CHUMPMASTER!

Seemo - That boss of mine is so up herself but has no clue of what she is doing!

Sumo - Well I think my dear you have just encountered your first CHUMPMASTER

ChumpMaster by Seemo Sumo February 22, 2008

chopmaster 

A person, typically a woman, who takes a crippling amount of chops using specifically, Marlboro Menthol Cigarettes. The chopmaster would describe chops as, "making the perfect mixture of weed and tobacco to create a life altering experience". The chopmaster can be described as a tank, someone who can outsmoke everyone in the room, went to private school and has a cat.

"Did you see the chopmaster blow that fat ass cloud out?" "Matty fucking smokes wishes he was the chopmaster." "The chopmaster survived Covid-19."

chopmaster by mimiakadatbitch April 26, 2023