choblaster
"I was going to wrap Christmas presents in licorice and cellophane this year but until I buy a new choblaster I just won't have enough fermented cabbage liquid in my lower intestine."
choblaster by Pigwank December 30, 2007
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Cholesterific
foot-long chili dog w/ fried onions and cheese. chicken-fried-chicken w/ mashed potatoes and gravy etc...
Cholesterific by shaolinsurf November 6, 2004
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cholesterolicious
cholesterolicious by dinothesaurus May 6, 2009
Cholester O's
A replacement noun for any of the various food products ending with "O's" that contain a large amount of unhealthy qualities, or any other spherical foodstuffs such as donuts, cookies, etc.
"Hey mother, what are you making for dinner tonight?"
"Well, I was considering conjuring up some onion rings as an appetizer, some spaghetti o's for the main course, and some donuts and Oreo's for dessert."
"Yeah right, why don't we throw in some Cholester O's while we're at it."
"That's a great idea!"
"Well, I was considering conjuring up some onion rings as an appetizer, some spaghetti o's for the main course, and some donuts and Oreo's for dessert."
"Yeah right, why don't we throw in some Cholester O's while we're at it."
"That's a great idea!"
Cholester O's by Loch Raven November 28, 2009
chubmaster
(n.) an individual, usually male, who is prone to becoming erect (or "busting a chubby") in the presence of a large group of people.
The other night at The Arch, Sting started to get aroused and Grizz acused him of being the chubmaster, much to Sting's disgust.
chubmaster by GrisolMtish January 20, 2006
Queen Helen's Cholesterol
Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.
Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.
Queen Helen's Cholesterol by Taystee Taystee October 5, 2007
cholesterol
cholesterol by face56 October 20, 2006
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