One who is the ultimate tobacco chewer. You throw in lips like a true nigga. Tobaccos effect does not affect you what so ever and you probably have cancer.
by Lord Chawis March 7, 2011
Get the chawmaster mug.1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!
You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!
You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
by james ferarro August 21, 2006
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When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.
"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".
by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014
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Get the Chamster mug.Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."
by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012
Get the chawsterbate mug.Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.
by SussyMontague March 23, 2021
Get the capmaster mug.(n.) an individual, usually male, who is prone to becoming erect (or "busting a chubby") in the presence of a large group of people.
The other night at The Arch, Sting started to get aroused and Grizz acused him of being the chubmaster, much to Sting's disgust.
by GrisolMtish January 20, 2006
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