chopdicks 

When two men put they're erect penises together, like chopsticks and pick up sushi and/or other foods in to there partner's mouth.

Justin and Malcolm did not have enough chopsticks for there friend Heather. So they let Heather use there chopdicks to eat her General Tso's chicken.

chopdicks by Pat Wills September 24, 2016

chopadickoffamy 

A sex change operation involving the removal of the male reproductive organs.

"Didn't she used to be a guy?"

"Yeah, but she got a chopadickoffamy."

chopadickoffamy by WahooViking February 12, 2008

chapdick 

this is what a guy gets when he beats off with shampoo, or something thats is harsh on the peter. skin starts peelin of like you have chapped lips.

bill: "aye man you should beat off with shampoo, it feels bomb as hell."

two hours later

bill: "damn that shit gave me chapdick."

chapdick by FBS April 28, 2006

Lodged Chopsticks 

Lodged Chopsticks- When a person is asian and anal retentive about something (which most asians are) one might say that have a bad case of "lodged chopsticks" up their ass.

Hey Timmy, Did you see Serena today? She has a euro test and is bitching at everyone. She must have lodged chopsticks up her ass.

Lodged Chopsticks by Susie Red December 24, 2006

Chadicks 

A noisy group of individuals that when intoxicated, or coaxed, will sing an obnoxious version of Happy Birthday.

"Those Chadicks are some noisy people."
"Yeah their version of happy birthday made my grandma go deaf"

Chadicks by BC1212 August 14, 2008

Portugese Chopsticks

The act of simultaneously penetrating a woman's asshole and vagina at the same time with ones penis and a strapon in a way so that said accessories look like chopsticks.

I was trying the "Portugese Chopsticks" with your mother the other day when she realized there was no deli meet in the fridge. Thus explaining the lack of meat in your sandwich.

Portugese Chopsticks by Dzzz July 30, 2011

chopsticks 

Thank you for trying your nice chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious historical and cultual.

The little red wrappers on chopsticks actually say that on the back. Newer versions include correct spelling of "cultural".

chopsticks by Baseologist July 3, 2003