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cropdick 

The reattachment of one's foreskin
i have a cropdick
cropdick by niggerman224 April 6, 2019
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A deceased man's penis, erect by way of Rigor Mortis.
A male corpse's fully extended genital member.
Sometimes used with other terms such as: "Mother fucking corpdick" which would refer to the necrophiliac sexual intercourse between a mother and the aforementioned recently deceased man.
It is occasionally alternatively spelled as "Corpdic"
Bill: You are such a corpdick!
Ted: Wtf does that even mean?
Bill: You're a dead man's hardened cock, idiot.

Greg: That dude doesn't even seem to breathe when he sleeps. This one time his girlfriend thought he was dead, but she was confused since he had a raging boner.
Phil: So she thought he had corpdick?
Greg: Yeah, pretty much.
Corpdick by PICkLes October 15, 2012
A coalescence of 'cryptic' and 'dick'

Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-

A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space

Get rid.
"That crypdick ain't worth your time"
crypdick by Joasia April 15, 2007

Cripdick 

(krip-dyk)

A person who exercises full authoritarian control and has, at the same time, lost the full usage of one or more limbs.

Crippled (crip) Dictator (dick).
Cripdick by chowping April 7, 2011

chopdicks 

When two men put they're erect penises together, like chopsticks and pick up sushi and/or other foods in to there partner's mouth.
Justin and Malcolm did not have enough chopsticks for there friend Heather. So they let Heather use there chopdicks to eat her General Tso's chicken.
chopdicks by Pat Wills September 24, 2016

crapdick 

A person who is acting like a big jerk.
"Hey man, you're being a real crapdick over there. Why don't you pass the sunchips already?"
crapdick by dulcetry August 18, 2015