The reattachment of one's foreskin
by niggerman224 April 6, 2019
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A deceased man's penis, erect by way of Rigor Mortis.
A male corpse's fully extended genital member.
Sometimes used with other terms such as: "Mother fucking corpdick" which would refer to the necrophiliac sexual intercourse between a mother and the aforementioned recently deceased man.
It is occasionally alternatively spelled as "Corpdic"
A male corpse's fully extended genital member.
Sometimes used with other terms such as: "Mother fucking corpdick" which would refer to the necrophiliac sexual intercourse between a mother and the aforementioned recently deceased man.
It is occasionally alternatively spelled as "Corpdic"
Bill: You are such a corpdick!
Ted: Wtf does that even mean?
Bill: You're a dead man's hardened cock, idiot.
Greg: That dude doesn't even seem to breathe when he sleeps. This one time his girlfriend thought he was dead, but she was confused since he had a raging boner.
Phil: So she thought he had corpdick?
Greg: Yeah, pretty much.
Ted: Wtf does that even mean?
Bill: You're a dead man's hardened cock, idiot.
Greg: That dude doesn't even seem to breathe when he sleeps. This one time his girlfriend thought he was dead, but she was confused since he had a raging boner.
Phil: So she thought he had corpdick?
Greg: Yeah, pretty much.
by PICkLes October 15, 2012
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Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-
A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space
Get rid.
Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-
A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space
Get rid.
by Joasia April 15, 2007
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A person who exercises full authoritarian control and has, at the same time, lost the full usage of one or more limbs.
Crippled (crip) Dictator (dick).
A person who exercises full authoritarian control and has, at the same time, lost the full usage of one or more limbs.
Crippled (crip) Dictator (dick).
by chowping April 7, 2011
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Justin and Malcolm did not have enough chopsticks for there friend Heather. So they let Heather use there chopdicks to eat her General Tso's chicken.
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