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Choking Casper
A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
Choking Casper by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015
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choking the nun
Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
choking the nun by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012
choking your chicken
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.
choking your chicken by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014
choking a squidhead
This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.
It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.
choking a squidhead by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011
Choking Baby BJ
A blow job performed by a midget or little-person who is being held upside down by their ankles like a "choking baby". Once the midget is mid-fellatio, you start slaping their back, like you would a choking baby, trying to dislodge your penis in this case, instead of an animal cracker.
Bro- Junior hooked up with the midget receptionist from Accounting. Said he picked her up by the feet, held her upside down and then she started blowing him!
Homeboy- NO WAY! He got a Choking Baby BJ? Good for him!
Homeboy- NO WAY! He got a Choking Baby BJ? Good for him!
Choking Baby BJ by GilltronZERO March 2, 2011
Choking off
To intentionally strangle oneself manually or assisted by accessories, in an attempt to heighten sexual pleasure whilst stimulating one's own genitals
Person 1: Jimmy's been really cross lately
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP
*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP
*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
Choking off by notdale March 1, 2019