Strangle
Wow are trying really hard to justify that for some reason... I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all for being allowed to murder anyone who could potentially be a threat. Like, stalkers. Perfectly fine with them being strangled to death.
Hym "No. You don't need to strangle someone to subdue them. Especially with 3 people on him. It only takes a few seconds to choke someone unconscious. Continuing to choke him AFTER he was SUBDUED AND UNCONSCIOUS is the reason he died. Why didn't he stop choking him? How is that not a clear case of negligent homicide? He should have known to stop doing what he was doing and if he didn't he shouldn't be intervening in the first place. Maybe he didn't care whether or not the guy died. But it's clear that you're all incapable being intellectually honest about it."
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strangle toe
When the Big Toe manages to squeeze through a newly formed hole in the sock, but then finds itself stuck there, being choked to death by the sock, until the shoe is removed and it can be manually released.
The strangle toe commonly occurs with men's dress socks, which are ridiculously thin.
See also double strangle toe.
The strangle toe commonly occurs with men's dress socks, which are ridiculously thin.
See also double strangle toe.
I had the worst day at work today. I got strangle toe and kept having to go to the bathroom to remove my shoe and release my toe. I need to get some new socks before I lose a toenail.
strangle toe by DudeWhat January 7, 2010
Strangle a badger
Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....
Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!
Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.
Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!
Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.
Strangle a badger by Captain1x January 19, 2011
Strangle Bate
Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.
During masturbation, the masturbator will choke away his own oxygen to enhance the orgasm.
It is believed the pain/sensation increases the amount of chemicals released in the brain during intercourse, hence making it so much more fun by yourself.
During masturbation, the masturbator will choke away his own oxygen to enhance the orgasm.
It is believed the pain/sensation increases the amount of chemicals released in the brain during intercourse, hence making it so much more fun by yourself.
Strangle Bate by Senshi March 1, 2005
Strangle Kojak
when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate
see masturbate
Strangle Kojak by simon June 18, 2006
Strangle the Dangle
Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.
Strangle the Dangle by DaBigs11 July 8, 2009
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