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chocofied 

when a brown man, usually throws shit at your face or slaps you and you become brownofied. To oficially become chocofied you have to shit in their mouths also.
Vinalon07: Hey Browntown

Browntown: picks up own shit and throws it at Vinalon07. He then gets chuck norris to slap his shitty face. Browntown than farts on Vinalon07's face but oooops its a wet one, I just shat in his mouth. OH MAN you have been chocofied

OHB
chocofied by browntown07 April 30, 2009
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To look like a chola - a gangster chick from LA. Being cholafied usually means that you aren't really a true chola and are just appropriating the style. To have shaved off eyebrows which are then pencilled in thin and dark or to have them tattooed on. This gives the eyebrows an unnatural, perfect Sharpied look. Dark lipliner is applied to outline the lips to make them look bigger. Gangs tattoos are also common like a teardrop, 3 dots (Mi Vida Loca), or any tattoo repping where they're from. Additional identifiers of the cholafied style include: cat eyes, hair sprayed high bangs, crunchy gelled hair, bandanas, Dickies, Raiders jerseys, plaid shirts with only the top buttoned, white tank tops, and clean Nike Cortez's.
Lady Gaga is trying to look all cholafied, bringing back Chola style to pop culture. Now all the little girls want to be a Chola for Halloween.

Stop overplucking your eyebrows and putting on dark brown lipliner. You're looking all cholafied.

In middle school, I looked like soooooooo cholafied. Nobody messed with me because I looked so mean.
cholafied by Mister_Michael August 5, 2012
Having smoked some really great weed (choof), you are now really stoned. Sounds like "chuffed" which is great because smoking weed always makes people really happy.
That was some damn great weed, I'm choofed!
choofed by d#sss June 21, 2011

chodified lunch

a bag which iz full of jizzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.

content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!

CAUTION! : the slightest movment may set this shitbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat ass will go!!!
guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!
chodified lunch by REEE! March 1, 2008
Dude Mason was so choofed he just sat on the couch for 2 hours staring at the ceiling
Choofed by Lil Yeetmeister March 13, 2019

Chronofied 

From Greek khronos, time; and Latin stupefacere, to be stunned.
The result when a person happens to glance at their watch and realize more time has passed than they assumed. Often linked with "Relativity" scenario's.
Dad: "Son. Why are you home so late?"
Son: "Sorry Pops. I was chatting with this girl I like, and I swear I thought it was only an hour. But when I looked down at my watch, 3 had passed by! I was Chronofied.
Dad: "Son. Stop making up stupid words."
Chronofied by Chyren July 19, 2006

chocopie 

A chocopie is when you are having anal intercourse and you ejaculate into your partner's anus. Different from a creampie, being non-vaginal.
"I think I'm about to finish. Can I give you a chocopie?"
"But it makes taking a dump so difficult!"
chocopie by Johnny sensei September 21, 2014