A psychosis characterized by an extreme suspicion of manicurists talking shit about you in another language.
Becky: The manicurist just pointed at me, called me a “dĩ chó ” and laughed. Go on Google Translate and find out what that means.
Courtney: Man, you have major paranailia.
Courtney: Man, you have major paranailia.
by Mister_Michael February 04, 2011
Staying at home and nesting because you have to finish watching your Netflix dvds or get through most of your instant cue before your free Netflix membership runs out.
Don’t bother me I’m nestflixing from 11am-4am today. I got to finish all four seasons of Battlestar Gallactica before they start charging me $7.99 a month.
by Mister_Michael February 04, 2011
1. After graduating college when you realize you can’t find a job so you’d rather go back to school to get another degree, avoiding the job market altogether, hoping that the economy will be more favorable the next time you graduate.
2. Using grad school to dodge having to find a job.
2. Using grad school to dodge having to find a job.
So what’s Timmy going to do now that he has his English degree?
Nothing. He decided to avoiduate instead, pulled out more loans, and enrolled into art school.
Nothing. He decided to avoiduate instead, pulled out more loans, and enrolled into art school.
by Mister_Michael February 04, 2011
To look like a chola - a gangster chick from LA. Being cholafied usually means that you aren't really a true chola and are just appropriating the style. To have shaved off eyebrows which are then pencilled in thin and dark or to have them tattooed on. This gives the eyebrows an unnatural, perfect Sharpied look. Dark lipliner is applied to outline the lips to make them look bigger. Gangs tattoos are also common like a teardrop, 3 dots (Mi Vida Loca), or any tattoo repping where they're from. Additional identifiers of the cholafied style include: cat eyes, hair sprayed high bangs, crunchy gelled hair, bandanas, Dickies, Raiders jerseys, plaid shirts with only the top buttoned, white tank tops, and clean Nike Cortez's.
Lady Gaga is trying to look all cholafied, bringing back Chola style to pop culture. Now all the little girls want to be a Chola for Halloween.
Stop overplucking your eyebrows and putting on dark brown lipliner. You're looking all cholafied.
In middle school, I looked like soooooooo cholafied. Nobody messed with me because I looked so mean.
Stop overplucking your eyebrows and putting on dark brown lipliner. You're looking all cholafied.
In middle school, I looked like soooooooo cholafied. Nobody messed with me because I looked so mean.
by Mister_Michael August 05, 2012