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Dude Mason was so choofed he just sat on the couch for 2 hours staring at the ceiling
Choofed by Lil Yeetmeister March 13, 2019
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delighted pleased happy with ones self
I was choofed to get the job
choofed by Tayah April 28, 2008

Oofent! Choofent!

Exclamations of enjoyment made by actors/actresses during German porn films. Particularly during the 1970s/80s.

Also a nice general term to describe something particularly good, tasty or nice
Oofent! Choofent! and other German words until happy ending
A pothead, stoner; someone who smokes marijuana socially.

These people can often be characterised by attempts to look like cool regular users while wearing their suits with the top button undone and tie loosened, thus dispelling that image and making others think that they should either stick to light beers or just go straight for the cocaine.

Thanks to former Australian Labor Party leader Mark Latham and his ranting and raving against politics and politicians, where he claimed that marijuana is the drug of choice in parliament.
It wouldn't surprise me if all politicians are just a bunch of choofers.
choofer by _Julius_ October 31, 2005
Adj., To be intoxicated, particularly within a park.
Yo bro, wanna go to the park and get choffed tomorrow?
Choffed by choffedinBanchoff March 30, 2011
Whilst talking with my kids and trying to come up with alternative words for Knackered, exhausted f**ked and to avoid swearing we stumbled upon / came up with chooked and it stuck. We use it all the time now. 😁
That iPhone is beyond repair. It's absolutely chooked.

Heavy night last night. I'm chooked knackered , exhausted
Chooked by Tonysam August 29, 2016
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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