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Chocopie 

The act of pooing on someone’s chest and making them eat it off
I can’t wait to chocopie on stoves chest
Chocopie by Iamnutz September 5, 2021

chocopies 

a female that is in a relationship with MrYeetzers
HI CHOCOPIES
chocopies by spoots mcdouglas December 23, 2022

chocokies 

It is a blend created by mixing the words chocolate and cookies.
I went to the supermarket and there were the regular cookies and chocokies chocokies
chocokies by Pipi43 February 24, 2015

Choco Pie Man

Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”

This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.

Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.

Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man
Choco Pie Man by Drapen March 31, 2022
Choopie-(choooo-pee)
A choopie is a person who is small-minded n gets upset very easily when under pressure. They tense up like them fainting retarded goats! Only this is a person. ( Same retarded nature tho) These people have extremely high pitched loud voices and seem to talk extremely fast!!! They almost sound like chihuahuas barking at your ankles. They talk so fast that they find themselves out of breath within seconds of barking!! Then that causes other people lose their breath from anxiety. These Choopies can also go by the names Allysa, Brandi, Eric, or Ian.
I hope I don't see any Choopie's named Allysa at the Walmarts!
Choopie by Amy Jae January 3, 2020
A word describing anything that contains something else within it. For example, a home, car, a jar of peanut butter (the jar being the choopie).
Shiiiiiit, fool I was all up in that choopie, and once i got out of it, she shit all over the bed. That's the last time I ever make a girls ass a choopie.
Choopie by WuTang Killa Bee November 29, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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