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ChinkTok is an alternative name for a Chinese short video service called TikTok, its behind is the Chinese totalitarian apparatus. Commie chinks use it to spy people abroad, including its own dissidents among other methods and of course governments and industrial secrets worldwide. Sure, their never-ending job is to clean up their bad reputation on human rights violations - therefore non-Chinese ChinkTok/TikTok users are so-called useful idiots.
Do not have anything to do with ChinkTok, just ban it - unless if you don't necessarily want to support those Asiatic cunt-eyed dog eaters and their oppressive machinery.
ChinkTok by O. W. Tongueincheek June 15, 2023
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Chinook Sports Coach 

A Chinook Sports Coach is the definition of any person who has no moral or ethic sense. These characteristics were made known in Chinook, MT. Sports coaches feel their ego's are more important than the kids they are coaching. They often fail to realize that in High School sports specifically, the focus is on kids having fun and not on power tripping adults.

These Chinook Sports Coaches will bypass any attempts at an ethical decision if it allows them to look good to their superiors. This type of person does not have any balls what so ever and also lacks a backbone as they can not stand up to their convictions and in a sense admitting their own guilt.

Anyone who finds them self dealing with one of these Chinook Sports Coaches should rest assured what goes around comes around so don't conform to their wishes and stand up for yourself
-That Basketball coach just wants in his players pants doesn't he?

> Yeah, he's defiantly a Chinook Sports Coach!
Chinook Sports Coach by IliketheUSA September 10, 2011

chinpokomon 

Chinpoko means "penis" in Japanese. During the South Park episode of Chinpokomon, the Japanese claimed to have a very small penis. Therefore,I'm sure you can all see the hidden humor now.
"O you Americans have such large penis. Japanese penis is so very small."
"So small"
-South Park Chinpokomon episode
chinpokomon by Headfones May 1, 2003

chinpokomon 

It's super toy number one. Buy Chinpokomon and you be having a happy feelings.
chinpokomon by Dagger June 16, 2003

Chinook, MT 

A small town on the high line of Montana along Hwy 2 where people of the city have nothing better to do than gossip about everybody else. True Chinook residents believe their shit doesn't stink when it actually smells the worst.

The highschool is a joke because the current (2011) principle and athletic administrator are into bestiality and have fucked many farm and domestic animals. so if you live in the area, keep your pets inside!

Do not send you children to this school especially is they intend to play any type of sport! They will falsely accuse you of being a normal kid and doing normal kid things and try to have you arrested for it! So instead send you kids to Havre High where they will either get prego or catch AIDS because even this hell is a better alternative to SHITNOOK!
John - Hey do you wanna go to Chinook, MT and party?

Kevin - Fuck that, I'd rather eat shit and die!

John - True dat, I would rather have AIDS than step foot in that shit hole!
Chinook, MT by IliketheUSA August 17, 2011

chinpokomon 

When South Park did a parody of Pokemon, and the Chinpokomon wehe used to get the kids to bomb Pearl Harbor. The Japanese leaders get the government (including Clinton) to think the Japanese were harmless by saying that Japanese couldn't take over because the had small penises and the Americans had "mammoth penis. Just happy to be in room with big Amaerican Penis."
"Kyle, you don't have a Chinpokomon game controller! Jesus tap-dancing Christ!"
chinpokomon by Jeca May 7, 2003
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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