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A small town on the high line of Montana along Hwy 2 where people of the city have nothing better to do than gossip about everybody else. True Chinook residents believe their shit doesn't stink when it actually smells the worst.

The highschool is a joke because the current (2011) principle and athletic administrator are into bestiality and have fucked many farm and domestic animals. so if you live in the area, keep your pets inside!

Do not send you children to this school especially is they intend to play any type of sport! They will falsely accuse you of being a normal kid and doing normal kid things and try to have you arrested for it! So instead send you kids to Havre High where they will either get prego or catch AIDS because even this hell is a better alternative to SHITNOOK!
John - Hey do you wanna go to Chinook, MT and party?

Kevin - Fuck that, I'd rather eat shit and die!

John - True dat, I would rather have AIDS than step foot in that shit hole!
by IliketheUSA August 13, 2011
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N: An extremely gay rainbow flag wearing, maple leaf smoking individual from the great north. not to be confused for a Calgary Flames fan in any way, which is a whole different type of homo! Most likely wears dorky glasses and uses excessive amounts of hair products. typically has 30 to 40 percent body fat.

Usually responds to faggot or PAUL!
(person 1) "wow that dude looks gay!"
(person 2) "yup hes defiantly a Canada Flamer!"
(person 1) " I agree, hey PAUL, you homo!"
by IliketheUSA July 25, 2011
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A Chinook Sports Coach is the definition of any person who has no moral or ethic sense. These characteristics were made known in Chinook, MT. Sports coaches feel their ego's are more important than the kids they are coaching. They often fail to realize that in High School sports specifically, the focus is on kids having fun and not on power tripping adults.

These Chinook Sports Coaches will bypass any attempts at an ethical decision if it allows them to look good to their superiors. This type of person does not have any balls what so ever and also lacks a backbone as they can not stand up to their convictions and in a sense admitting their own guilt.

Anyone who finds them self dealing with one of these Chinook Sports Coaches should rest assured what goes around comes around so don't conform to their wishes and stand up for yourself
-That Basketball coach just wants in his players pants doesn't he?

> Yeah, he's defiantly a Chinook Sports Coach!
by IliketheUSA September 10, 2011
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