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Chinooked 

While playing the game WipeOuT online, there are times where you may feel your head starting to ache.
This symptom should be your first signal that a Chinook is approaching.
As your blood pressure rises, your vision begins to blur; and then you hear "Contender Eliminated"
Before you could make it to the next shield rejuvenating big red X . . . .you have been DESTROYED.
As hard as you try, you can't catch up to the other pilots & ultimately finish in last place or worse: DNF
This is what it means to be "Chinooked"
I was playing WipeOuT last night & Kronic Chinooked this guy so hardcore he rage quitted.
Chinooked by Luedism January 17, 2014
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chinooked 

When you get played and lose out badly at something. Like finessed or bamboozled.
"Bro! You just got chinooked in CoD!"
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Chinook Sports Coach 

A Chinook Sports Coach is the definition of any person who has no moral or ethic sense. These characteristics were made known in Chinook, MT. Sports coaches feel their ego's are more important than the kids they are coaching. They often fail to realize that in High School sports specifically, the focus is on kids having fun and not on power tripping adults.

These Chinook Sports Coaches will bypass any attempts at an ethical decision if it allows them to look good to their superiors. This type of person does not have any balls what so ever and also lacks a backbone as they can not stand up to their convictions and in a sense admitting their own guilt.

Anyone who finds them self dealing with one of these Chinook Sports Coaches should rest assured what goes around comes around so don't conform to their wishes and stand up for yourself
-That Basketball coach just wants in his players pants doesn't he?

> Yeah, he's defiantly a Chinook Sports Coach!
Chinook Sports Coach by IliketheUSA September 10, 2011

Chinook, MT 

A small town on the high line of Montana along Hwy 2 where people of the city have nothing better to do than gossip about everybody else. True Chinook residents believe their shit doesn't stink when it actually smells the worst.

The highschool is a joke because the current (2011) principle and athletic administrator are into bestiality and have fucked many farm and domestic animals. so if you live in the area, keep your pets inside!

Do not send you children to this school especially is they intend to play any type of sport! They will falsely accuse you of being a normal kid and doing normal kid things and try to have you arrested for it! So instead send you kids to Havre High where they will either get prego or catch AIDS because even this hell is a better alternative to SHITNOOK!
John - Hey do you wanna go to Chinook, MT and party?

Kevin - Fuck that, I'd rather eat shit and die!

John - True dat, I would rather have AIDS than step foot in that shit hole!
Chinook, MT by IliketheUSA August 17, 2011

chinooking 

A clever euphemism for ploughing your girlfriends ass full of rock hard cock.
"There's nothing more macho than landing a helicopter in your girlfriend's back yard, that was some good chinooking!"
chinooking by Andrew Lander April 20, 2008
To be deceived into purchasing a product designed in mainland China, which is defective or of lower quality than expected.
Don't buy that $5 powerbank, it set my pants on fire.

Stop letting yourself get chinked.
chinked by whitish1867 May 2, 2017
Loaning a degenerate guy some money with the expectation that he will pay you back within a few weeks, only to see him blowing your money on something stupid in the near future. If you get chinoed, you will be lucky to ever see your money again.
Damn I got chinoed by this fool. I loaned that guy 500 bucks cuz he said he needed to pay his rent. Then a couple days later I saw him playing Pai Gow at Caesars Palace!
chinoed by king duey October 20, 2005
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