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Japanese term for "SMALL penis"
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School girl 1: Do it! Pull down his pants!
School girl 2: OK! -pulls down male classmates pants and undies-
School girl 1: OMFG
School girl 3: AWWWWWWW! Look at his Chinpoko! It's cute!
Chinpoko by Fellatio Mignon October 26, 2019
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chinpokomon 

Chinpoko means "penis" in Japanese. During the South Park episode of Chinpokomon, the Japanese claimed to have a very small penis. Therefore,I'm sure you can all see the hidden humor now.
"O you Americans have such large penis. Japanese penis is so very small."
"So small"
-South Park Chinpokomon episode
chinpokomon by Headfones May 1, 2003

chinpokomon 

It's super toy number one. Buy Chinpokomon and you be having a happy feelings.
chinpokomon by Dagger June 16, 2003

Chimpokomon 

"Chinpoko" (and also "chinpo") is a children's euphemism for "penis" in Japanese, much like "wee-wee" in American English. Chinpokomon originates from the words chinpoko and Pokémon Chinpokomon literally means Penis Monster(s).
Chimpokomon! Purchase them all!
Chimpokomon by Frank74 November 21, 2006

chinpokomon 

When South Park did a parody of Pokemon, and the Chinpokomon wehe used to get the kids to bomb Pearl Harbor. The Japanese leaders get the government (including Clinton) to think the Japanese were harmless by saying that Japanese couldn't take over because the had small penises and the Americans had "mammoth penis. Just happy to be in room with big Amaerican Penis."
"Kyle, you don't have a Chinpokomon game controller! Jesus tap-dancing Christ!"
chinpokomon by Jeca May 7, 2003

Chimpokomon 

South Park's parody of Pokemon
"I am going to be a Chimpokomon Master"
Chimpokomon by BlueArmoredWolf December 13, 2003