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chinklish 

1. n. English spoken with a Chinese accent (such as inablity of pronouncing R, th. ; The slightly recognizable/understandable English spoken by a fob
ex. I like butt. ("I like butter.")

a more meaningful variation of chinglish.

2. n. Written English with blatant Asiatic grammatical errors
Listen to that poor fob sputtering out his chinklish in vain. I wonder who's doing the harder work here: us trying to understand him? or him trying to make himself understood?
chinklish by Josie S April 28, 2006
Words you can keep
Intense, raw, badass. The opposite of French. If you're Chiklis, people will frequently use the verb "manhandle" to describe your actions. Chest-kicking strangers is a pretty Chiklis move. As is TKO'ing Soda Popinski in Punch-Out.

Synonyms: Gully, Nam, Selleck.

Antonyms: French, Twilight, Bon Iver

Inspired by Actor Michael Chiklis.
"The new Dragonforce album is Chiklis as shit."

"Man, that girl was all over you last night."

"Yeah, things got pretty Chiklis on the cab ride back to her place."

"Leon got reallll Chiklis after he manhandled a fifth of Maker's Mark."
Chiklis by ecoopersmith February 14, 2010
Related Words
Chonglish is a spoken English by the Korean people with Korean accent.

It is a mixed word of Choson Dynasty that is an original kingdom of the Korean peninsula and English.
I speak Chonglish, because I am proud to be a Koran.
Chonglish by Koreanist June 10, 2005
English when it is trying to be spoken by Park Yoochun.

(YooCHUN + EnGLISH = CHUNGLISH)

Characterised by the frequent use of an 's' or the suffix 'able' where there should not be one and the replacement of words with random terms that sound similar but bear no relation to the intended meaning.
First time when I kissed your lips, you were a loveable...
Just walk with me until the end of times yeah...
So let me be of your mine.

Girl 1: Did you hear 'My Girlfriend'?
Girl 2: Yeah it was so full ofChunglish!
Chunglish by mmmmichyeo May 19, 2009

Cringlish 

Corporate-English: Corporate buzz words that dumb people use to sound important in a place of business. Usually oblivious to the user and annoying to the people around them. Frequently used by brownnosers and douche bags.
"We're going to maximize outtake through synergizing our paradigm and reaching out to our colleagues to realign our focus without having to reach for the low hanging fruit. We will touch base with our results going forward."

"Will you stop with the fucking cringlish you brown nosing douchebag!"
Cringlish by Wildfire83 June 19, 2009

chinklesin 

the true name for the superior race of squint eyed people who are misrepresented as "Asians" the chinklesins are actually the advanced clan of people whose last names all end in chinklesin they come from countries such as japan-chinklsin china-chinklesin and my personal favorite korea-chinklesin because thicc boy kim jung un chinklesin lives there
inbred 1:"Wow man the chinklesins are really cool"
inbred 2: "aye i know we are really inbred compared to the chinklesins
cheeply made crap. made in china, ect stuff that was made in china that doesn't work right when you get it home from the store
dollar store crap, anything made cheaply or with lead paint... these adult diapers are chinkish theres shit all down my leg.
these chinkish markers i bought dont even work.
this lighters so chinkish it wont even light.
chinkish by happy ball sack June 3, 2010
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