A superior brand of toilet paper, famous for its cleaning capabilities of removing excess fecal matter from the rectum after defacating. It also has many other uses such as wiping vaginal blood, cleaning up after masturbation, and can even be used as kindling for a camp fire.

A particularly nice brand of toilet paper, often provided free by Saudi Arabians.

What I call my weed.

An archaic book of nonsense which crazy people use as justification for their murderous or barbaric deeds.

Its a blue print for hate, terrorism and wars, if its in the hands of terrorists.

Is a ripped off version of The Bible. Koran was written after the Torah, in the late 7th century, while much of the Torah was written at least 3,000 years ago.

They said that Abu Bakr, The Prophet Muhammad 's moral guidance did the book 25 years after Muhammad died.

The "holy book" to all Islamic peoples. If read, one would find that they want to "slice the fingers and necks of the unbeleivers" and force them into "submission" into the Islamic faith.
A book written by Mohammed (Probably while he was doing drugs) in which if when you die in good faith, you go to heaven to bang 12 year old boys and 12-19 year old virgin girls.